Summer is hitting back! Are you feeling hotter and hotter? Blow are several little things to make you feel cool and comfortable in the hot weather!
Part 1
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Ordering a cocktail without consulting the menu.
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Taking a cafetiere into a meeting (and plunging it).
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Withdrawing more than £100 at a cash machine.
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Using a complicated sequence of keyboard shortcuts.
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Being recognised by an attractive woman on the street in the company of your friends.
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Potting two balls in a row during a game of pool, then asking for the chalk.
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Pulling out a copy of the The Times on the tube while everyone else is scanning The Metro.
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Popping to the garage for a pack of fags on your way to a party while wearing a tuxedo.
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Answering any request from your boss with ‘I sent you that last week’.
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Buying the non-sale item in a place with an end-of-season sale on.
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Guiding a group of late night drinkers to the only dive still open with a nonchalant: ‘Follow me, I know a place’.
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Transcending the drudgery of the supermarket shop by carefully selecting cheeses from the deli at the back.
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Folding the pages of a newspaper with ninja-like speed and precision.
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Passing through the gates of the tube without breaking your stride.
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Cracking an egg with one hand.
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Smoking a cigarette at any time between the hours of midnight and 4am.
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Going behind a bar, even if you work there.
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The moment of fame when your name is called out in a waiting room.
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Strolling confidently away from a shop counter after handing over the exact change. No need to wait around – you know it’s right.
